Funky Fridays: Crunch and funk go hand in hand here, with a crispy coating hiding a slip of Prosciutto wrapped around the pork, then topped with a pile of pungent caraway-flecked sauerkraut on a pretzel or kaiser roll with a schmear of mustard. Austrians and Italians both say they were the first to pound tough meat cutlets, dredge and fry them, rendering them tender and edibly delicious. Variations abound, ranging from the original veal to chicken to even – gasp! – vegetarian attempts. The common denominator is the quest a juicy, tender bite inside a crunchy coating. This incarnation will make our ancestors proud.
For the sauerkraut
Empty the sauerkraut into a medium saucepan and stir in the caraway seeds. Keep warm over low heat.
For the schnitzel
Heat a large cast-iron skillet over medium heat until it’s hot, about 10 minutes.
Pound each cutlet between plastic wrap until they are about 1/8-inch thick. Stick a piece of pancetta on one side (it will stick because both meats are moist). Sprinkle with a little salt and pepper on the other side.
Put the flour in a shallow dish. Whisk the eggs and milk in another shallow dish. Put the panko in a third shallow dish. Line them next to the stove top, with the panko closest to the skillet. Place a wire rack on a rimmed baking sheet and set on the other side of the skillet.
Once the skillet is hot, add the oil and heat until it shimmers, about 3 minutes. Melt the butter into the oil. Meanwhile, begin to dredge the cutlets, one at a time. Press a cutlet into the flour and pat off the excess, then dip it into the egg and let the excess drip off, and finally press into the panko. Slip 2 cutlets at a time into the hot oil and cook until golden brown on one side, about 5 minutes. Flip over and cook until the other side is golden brown, about 4 minutes. Remove to the wire rack. Repeat with the other 4 cutlets.
For the sandwich
Slice each roll in half. Spread as much mustard as you’d like on the bottom half. Cut each schnitzel in half and arrange on the roll. Top with about 1/3 cup of the sauerkraut.
This dish is a chorus of bitter and sweet. And an assertive creamy cheese — like it’s counterpart in this dish, the grilled greens — balances sweet and creamy notes with pungent, almost bitter notes. When choosing cheeses, select those that are creamy, but carry with them some serious character. Our favorites are young, ash-rinded goat cheeses or gorgonzola dolce. We like them young and spoonable, but a crumbly older cheese will do as well.
Make your life easier and pick out a butternut squash with a long, straight neck. The neck is way easier to peel and cut than the bulbous section. Don’t throw the rest away — scoop out the seeds from the portion you don’t use and refrigerate for some other day. It’s got loads of uses, from soups, to a substitute for potatoes in stews or home fries on the weekend.
For the sauerkraut
For the schnitzel
For the sandwich